Tess here.... I gotta gripe fer yoo guyz...
So my Mom n' Dad have been spendin' the past few evenins away frum home... sumthin abowt un "aniversry" er somthin.... but I get a nervus tummy when theys gone!
Kin yoo believe, rather than just bein happy to stay home with me last night... mom starts in on how yucky my butt is.... Sheesh mom, ya know, yoo could get ur priorities straight!... I was gonna rub it off on the carpet er the cat, but I hadn't had time yet!....
So after leavin me here to go out on theys "date" and me gettin all sick... the very next night I get a unskeduled bath includin the dingleberry butt scrub of shame!... I wus so embaressed... my mean ole bruthers are still snickerin!....
Lifes just not fare...
So my Mom n' Dad have been spendin' the past few evenins away frum home... sumthin abowt un "aniversry" er somthin.... but I get a nervus tummy when theys gone!
Kin yoo believe, rather than just bein happy to stay home with me last night... mom starts in on how yucky my butt is.... Sheesh mom, ya know, yoo could get ur priorities straight!... I was gonna rub it off on the carpet er the cat, but I hadn't had time yet!....
So after leavin me here to go out on theys "date" and me gettin all sick... the very next night I get a unskeduled bath includin the dingleberry butt scrub of shame!... I wus so embaressed... my mean ole bruthers are still snickerin!....
Lifes just not fare...


