Been Wanting to Ask this for a long Time just did not have the Nerve

[MavRyder]

Well it is good to know that I am not the only one with rude dogs.

 

[Celtic Fire]

Well it is good to know that I am not the only one with rude dogs.

Edan "hey? since when is sharing, or offering a little belch of gratitude, now considered rude?" "an don't get me started on mom's farts. she complains about a little burp but i've heard quieter an' watched less violent rocket launches. sheesh! sensitive ears an' nose over here."

CJ *errp* "thanks mom. it was yummy."

~Edan & CJ

 

[MavRyder]

Edan "hey? since when is sharing, or offering a little belch of gratitude, now considered rude?" "an don't get me started on mom's farts. she complains about a little burp but i've heard quieter an' watched less violent rocket launches. sheesh! sensitive ears an' nose over here."

CJ *errp* "thanks mom. it was yummy."

~Edan & CJ

Too funny
Maverick would have a break down looking for the monster that made the fart sound. And he barks and looks in the direction that it came from.
I never serve gaseous foods to dinner guests.

 

[Alissa]

Sandy never burps but his farts clear the room! Silent but deadly... then of course he follows me spreading the smell

 

[Caro]

Deska will occassionally burp in my face - not necessarily around food time so I wonder if its a habit thing. You know, I probably laughed the first couple of times and now he thinks its a fun thing to do.

Heaven forbid if any gaseous substances were ever emited from Princess Tully.

 

[Jonesdhc]

Oh Murphy is our world champion belcher! ...and yes always in my face
Shh... don't tell anyone though... princess Tess has been known to ahem... toot in her sleep and waft it with her tail... but God forbid she ever be accused of such vulgar behavior among friends.....

 

[seashel]

Revel too!

 

[Paeoniaa]

Marlowe likes to keep his gaseous emissions quiet. His burp is very soft. His farts are silent...but, oh my goodness, are they ever deadly!

 

[Emma]

April doesn't, Chelsea could rip some Masterful ones. I'm single, and, well, aside from the pup, live alone, so they (mine) don't get held back. I even embellish them when I can. Chelsea would eat pieces of food now and then throughout the day, but eat the most about 15-20mins after I went to bed. She'd finish, come hop on the bed, and a few minutes later, out came this huge belch. I'd just grin, and give her a thumbs up. Made me proud.

I guess in hindsight, it's not hard to figure why I never found anyone...

Oh my goodness...I have laughed and laughed over this one! Reminds me of my son....very proud of the body sounds!! Oh, and he's still single too at 30 (this Sunday) LOL

Emma is 2 yrs old, and she has rarely ripped one or belched...so far. I will not be letting her read this thread hahaha Too funny.

 

[take4roll10]

Bailey says she's a lady and never burps or farts. She doesn't even poop. When she squats, she is planting flowers

She has only burped a handful of times. She is a fast eater, so I'm surprised she doesn't burp more often. And one of those rare times she did burp in my face.
She has only farted once and that was right after I gave her a few drops of Rescue Remedy. That's the only time I even heard her fart and it was nasty!