You could also blame Bacca and Indy:
David dear, I have NO IDEA where this puppy came from. You know how active Bacca and Indy have been in the S.U.B.U. lately and it seems to me I heard murmurings of the teamsters wanting a bigger division of labour.......
Honestly David, I came home from work one day and there the little bugger was in Bacca's crate and the boys just looked at me like, "what, we wanted a pet? so we ordered one online........it arrived COD via FedEx Overnight.........WHAT? WE WANTED A PUPPY, BARB and YOU can't stop us"
Darling David, I have no choice here, Bacca and Indy will go on strike if I send it back...............
Blame it on the boys!

David dear, I have NO IDEA where this puppy came from. You know how active Bacca and Indy have been in the S.U.B.U. lately and it seems to me I heard murmurings of the teamsters wanting a bigger division of labour.......
Honestly David, I came home from work one day and there the little bugger was in Bacca's crate and the boys just looked at me like, "what, we wanted a pet? so we ordered one online........it arrived COD via FedEx Overnight.........WHAT? WE WANTED A PUPPY, BARB and YOU can't stop us"

Darling David, I have no choice here, Bacca and Indy will go on strike if I send it back...............
Blame it on the boys!






